Showerthoughts #1

r/Showerthoughts is a  subreddit group for sharing those miniature epiphanies you have that highlight the oddities within the familiar.

“Showerthought” is a loose term that applies to the types of thoughts you might have while carrying out a routine task like showering, driving, or daydreaming. At their best, showerthoughts are universally relatable and find the amusing/interesting within the mundane.

1. If elevators hadn’t been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.

2. Most people know so little that if they were transported 200 years into the past, they wouldn’t be able to invent anything any quicker.

3. When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.

4. Somebody at google was just like “yea, just have someone drive down every road on fucking earth”.

5. It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

6. You aren’t paid according to how hard you work, you are paid according to how hard you are to replace

7. Your future self is talking shit about you

8. People who don’t understand how Clark Kent can pass as superman have never seen Tony Hawk without a skateboard

9. Both concrete and glass are mostly made of sand which makes skyscrapers just really tall sandcastles

10. The ten years between 25 and 35 are far shorter than the four years between 14 and 18.

11. Mosquitoes sure are brave for creatures with only 1 hp

12. It would be weird if a human yelled out “Anyone wanna fuck?” but birds do it all day and nobody cares.

13. Dr. Strange is a movie about the importance of saving before a final boss.

14. If wookies have a 400 year life span Achat Topamax en Ligne sans Ordonnance , then Han Solo is basically like Chewbacca’s third dog

15. Light bulbs were such a good idea that they became a symbol for a good idea.